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Katy Faust Of Grace Church Seattle Falls In Love With Kangaroo

Absolute, must-read, BREAKING NEWS on CNN

Katy Faust Of Grace Church Seattle Falls In Love With Kangaroo.

Grace Church Seattle To Implement A Genitalia Inspection For All Members (Superb Satire)

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“Liar Land, Washington.  Disciple for Christ and gay genitalia specialist, Jack M’Cockov, has been hired by Grace Church Seattle’s very own Katy Faust to inspect the anuses and privy parts of every Church member to be certain they are not gay, lesbian, trans-gendered, liberal, or Democrats.  The first person who will have his anus and privy parts examined for signs of gayness will be none other than the senior pastor and elder of the Church, Ryan Faust, Katy’s husband.   “I know this may seem a bit odd for anyone who isn’t a devout, loving follower of the Lord, Jesus Christ,” Mr. M’Cockov said earlier, “but Jesus hates fags…”

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