I’ve fallen back to under 1000 per day… oh well- I suppose everyone is too busy watching the Idol Factor(y).
If it makes you feel any better, my average is about 13 views. Lol.
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moderately better lol
Way to put it in perspective CarlyBeth!
I’ve got two views today, so you’ve got me beat. (And I still love you.)
I haven’t forgotten about GS- I’m trying to put it on paper and look at it properly so I can give you something that can work
Thanks for putting in so much effort. I truly appreciate it.
1000? On a good day I get 10. It’s not fair, just because your entries are infinitely more interesting and intelligently written?.
LOL. Write a post about dildos, include a picture and watch your stats sky-rocket. I made an unfunny dildo joke once and my stats have never gone under 300 per day since…
Brilliant, but since you’ve already come up with that one, I’ll need to come up with one that’s original.
Look up heeldo. I was going to write about it after seeing a picture of one in my junk mail folder- you can have the topic
Ohhh… Allows you to pleasure yourself and helps strengthen your arches at the same time. If only I’d waited to buy the sneakers, I can’t afford both.
It’s the ultimate in absurdity isn’t it? When I saw it I thought, WTF??? Who in the world, why in the world…?
“Get on your knees and be heeled” It’s a church thing.
WOW, I feel good when I get 100 hits a day. Good for you!!
Considering there’s been a drop of over 60% since last month… not so good for me
You are so silly I go for comments.. no comments I’m getting the revolver out..lol
I love ya!!
It ebbs and flows. Some days I will get 2000, another day 400. And you can’t predict what people are going to like. People loved my Crazy Cat Lady posts, all of them, and my porn reviews.
i second carolina, she took the words right out of my mouth… it ebbs and flows, ebbs and flows…
1000 views per day? I hate you…
Maybe I should post shirtless pictures of myself. But that would only scare people away.
I’ll try that tomorrow… a retrospective of my shirtless days
I rarely get a hundred a day now, but notice views from Spain.
Search bait is the thing. Searches for “Tranny Blog” found my post “not just another tranny blog” and when that died away I wrote a post “Tranny blog” for the same reason. My pictures of Durga and by John Martin get regular views, but I don’t think that leads into general views. I used the slug “sexy-tranny-pics” on a page, well, I like them, but the search engines do not seem to have noticed. Some of my searches sadden me- “autogynephilia kill myself” and “Lynn Conway pervert”, some show what a dashed interesting, widely read and sophisticated person I am- “Ki prana”, “art work of Auguste Renoir”, “William Blake love” and “Licia Kuenning”, for example.
I like comments, too.
You’ve probably offended them with un-PC lingo
For a modest fee I could coach you in more modern language.
Or some of your commentees are putting them off returning.
I still love you though.
I love you still…and everyone is watching Hulk Hogan’s sex tape.
It’s okay, mate. I dropped to under 300….
I almost refused to open this one, just to make a point… Feh! 1,000!! I hate you Pink. Screw all these people stroking your ego, I hate you. (She said facetiously).
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It’s funny, one of the biggest hit days of my old blog on Journal Press was on Valentine’s day one year. It was the combination of a possible poem and chapbook title, “Notes from the Dirty Orange Book,” and the fact that I was writing limericks at the request of my readers. The search terms that kept coming up was “dirty valentine limericks.” Yup. There is something to this.
Sigh… You claim that you don’t like large gatherings of people in real life, yet you insist on having one every single day on your blog? How much of your emotional life are you sinking into this thing? Do you really need the adulation of hundreds of people you’re never going to meet, and don’t even want to meet? Focus on the quality.
Your stats kick my stats’ collective ass. In terms of views, you’re the Incredible Hulk and I’m Invader Zim.
Hundreds? I want hundreds of thousands, I want Judy Garland adulation but in a Greta Garbo sort of way
Now. I wonder who you could remind me of?……
We’re drinking the same water and breathing the same fumes from that San Roque chemical plant… so we’re more than neighbours
Far be it from me to be pedantic, but unless you have a secret supply of Gibaqua desalinated water, we are not drinking the same water. Yours, presumably, is supplied by Aqualia (about who I could write a riveting post), and probably comes from one of those embalses on the Cadiz road.
As for the polluted air from the refineries – Franco’s legacy to Gib so we all die young. I didn’t know the fumes/toxins/poisons were allowed to blow into Spain, I thought they either went vertically or south. You must be slightly north east?
Sotogrande has its own water supply
We only get toxic fumes when the levante comes our way
Of course. That will be the easterly cloud/wind that drops over Gib then nips over to San Roque and then goes back in a WESTERLY direction. Yes, that will be the toxic levanter (for some reason called the levanter here rather than levante, which I really struggle with, I think it is the Gibfactor).
Sorry that reads rubbish I meant blows east so therefore needs a westerly wind. Regardless it is not a levante/levanter.
I won’t worry until you start saying Focona instead of Four Corners….
Unless you are talking about the parking in la linea I am stumped on that one. Although I could manage quattr’ esquin’ Does that count?
Parking lot it is… La linea’s version of Four Corners, although, there are more than four corners down there. Do you have a llanito dictionary? They’re hilarious. Do you speak like a Gibraltarian?
Only when I speak English I speak Spanish like an Andaluz(a) although initially I rebelled against it and tried to do Castilian. But nobody (chooses to) understand/s that in my pueblo so I slipped into the dialect.
I don’t have a llanito dic, although should get one. The words are amazing are they not? Partner was talking about rolapied to some gibbos and they corrected him to eskirty! Neither skirting nor rolapied, but easy enough to get ~ IF ~ you have both languages.
And licky el bar (sorry don’t know how they spell that if they even do) – licorice bar, La Linean Spanish there a la Focona.
I had 28 on my busiest day. Maybe if I actually blogged more…
Awwww. we still love you. And we aren’t just here for the porn references. Well, not all of us anyway….
Well said Metan! Except… where are those porn references? -frowns- must have missed them. I always miss the good stuff.
You have to love yourself before others can love you. You also have to give love to others to that you can be loved. And don’t forget about old friends like me. I’m not usually a part of this comment group, but I’m not that bad.
Not bad at all
Page views are not indicative of the quality of your blog, or how many people love it. Head up, that’s still a lot of views!
Truth. The same holds true for comments.
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