You’re all a bunch of weirdos! He has both his hands, thank you very much; It’s called special effects.
by pinkagendist
On days when my search-engine stats are up, I always have a look through the strange terms that are bringing people my way.
Today it’s this:
Some of them make sense… but zzzzzz? Really? What do I have to do with zzzzzz?
Do I put people to sleep? Does my blog put people to sleep?
Sardines? Why sardines? This isn’t a lesbian blog about feminine odours.
…and the most absurd of all:
HOW DID MIKE GWILYM LOSE HIS HAND! Two weirdos looked that one up, or one insistent weirdo.
He did not lose his hand. It’s television, special effects. They used a real mechanical hand for some scenes and a glove in others to make it look like a mechanical hand. Here they are, both hands:
How many times do you post per day,like 50?
Very damn annoying to be honest,receiving e-mails of new post every 5 minutes from your blog.
Sometimes, like today, twice. Have we met?
You can solve that by unfollowing …
Somehow, kenny isn’t coming off as very social.
I like when your posts are short and to the point. I’m a lazy reader. How do you see the stats you posted? I’m such a newb….
I have no idea who Kenny is. It’s not like I forced him to subscribe or selected his preferences to get email notifications.
Click on stats, then scroll down to search-engine terms, then click on Summary (upper right hand corner)- then you’ll get a list of the search terms that got people to you
Thanks Pink. I’m afraid to look, but I’m gonna.
Kenny got up on the wrong side of the bed maybe? Unsubscribe. It’s that easy.
Zeus wings? Do they sell those at Chick-Fil-A?
How about roofied him and his dog??? I mean, is someone planning something? Did it happen to them? I’m curious…
As for Kenny, I had a look at his blog and have no idea how or why he ended up at mine. We don’t seem to have ANYTHING AT ALL in common. He writes about picking up women and I’m not sure why, because just from the advice he gives I’m guessing it can’t possibly happen very often
“Can’t happen very often”. ROFL. Oh my god, you killed Kenny. Look. I could finally use that somewhere.
LOL- anyone who titles a post “Does wearing shades get you laid?” can’t possibly actually be having a lot of sex, except perhaps with a pair of sunglasses
Colin that literally made me laugh out loud.
Gee kenny, you are a reall tactful fellow..
anyway, these are hilarious.. I don’t get anything cool like you.. I need to snazz up my posts I believe
I’m not sure you have to… I’ve never written about sardines or about Mike losing a hand, and still they somehow get here
I still haven’t figured out how to add my stats to a blog post… I want to be able to post the map of where readers come from, or the search engine results, as you have here. Do you photograph them and then upload them, or do you know how to just add a link to the post itself, like adding a photo… yes, I’m that clueless about this stuff! Total mystery why Kenny doesn’t just changes his settings, and why he needed to be rude. Maybe he’s more clueless than me?
When you’ve got the image you want on your screen, you have to capture it. To do that first look down at your keyboard, on the bottom left between control and alt there’s a key with a picture on it- you’re going to press that and then at the same time press the key after F12, it should say print screen on it.
After you’ve done that, open microsoft Paint (or any other picture editor of your choice). Now click on paste and the picture will appear in the program. Then you can select and crop the exact part of the picture you want to use and save it
Oh, oh, I have a MacBook Air and none of those keys are where you say, or look the same I think. My F12 for instance is the eject button. I may have to Google this baby. Thanks for trying Pink; I’m hopeless… :-p
lmao – maybe the zzzzzz was from Kenny? I find I’m getting a couple of searches per week on how to use leftover chocolate mousse! At least I did do a post on chocolate mousse cake a long time ago. I guess that one was a sleeper.
Most of my searches involve how to use the internet to ruin people’s lives. All it takes is one post with an interesting title, and people just keep coming. Though apparently someone found Angry Ricky last week by searching “demo of masturbatation in front of someone.” I don’t do that (though I did got caught once or twice). I don’t provide videos of it either. And if I did, I would spell it correctly.
I just noticed you liked my atheism post…. hmmmm…. interesting
God and I have quietly agreed not to speak to each other for a while. I landed me in an apartment with a gay Mormon though, so I think he’s probably still guiding things. I fully support your right to believe that when I say things like this, I’m talking about my imaginary superhero friend. I’m not always convinced that I’m not.