Zach? Mark? The Real Sex in the City: Carolina Courtland: From Your Balls to Her Heart | Staked in the Heart

by pinkagendist

Okay boys (girls and inbetweeners), if you like Sex and the City, let me introduce you to the real thing. Her name is Carolina Courtland and she can wipe the floor with Candace Bushnell’s bad mop hair. Let’s be honest, what the frack sort of name is CandAce? I’m guessing the result of a parent who didn’t know how to spell Candice. They probably also bought canday apples at the fair…

Anyway, here’s Carolina, enjoy!

From Your Balls to Her Heart | Staked in the Heart.

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