Some days I get really annoyed, rarely I blow a fuse. Today I blew a fuse and it went like this (blanks are for legal reasons, my lawyer tells me I can say anything I want TO a person, just not ABOUT a person in writing or voice if it has the potential to damage them financially):
From the beginning of this “business” relationship you have behaved appallingly. I use the word business loosely as I have rarely met a person as incompetent and unprofessional as you. If you recall, at one point you entered my home uninvited and barged into my bedroom with me asleep in it despite protestations from the maid. That’s an outrageous lack of respect, manners and common decency. It’s the behaviour of someone who is obviously uneducated or who is perhaps under the influence of _____ or ______.
Mike is kinder and more patient than me and that’s the only reason we have not ceased doing business with you sooner. When any business person has a client, it’s their obligation to know what the client wants and to not waste other people’s time. What you did today and have done before is to entirely waste my time by bringing clients to me who don’t even know what they are going to see- despite the many times when I have expressly explained how I do business.
Furthermore, you’re labouring under the illusion that you have some sort of finesse or prestige, Madam. You do not. You’re inept and your history is questionable, to say the least. I am extremely pleased I shall no longer have to feign politesse in your presence, ever again.